Saturday, July 12, 2008

We are outraged!


The man-child of hollywood, the drunk surfer, bong-smoking, bongo-playing Matthew McConaughey has named his child LEVI.  ARGH.  Seriously, of all the names...and of all the celebrities...considering his brother Rooster (yes, Rooster) named his child Miller Lyte because "man, that's all I drink" I wasn't expecting this.  Bud Light McConaughey maybe or Corona Lime , but Levi?!!??   The world just likes to mess with us.

Oh well.  Levi Brennan Dougherty might not be the son of a brazilian super model and a ridiculously rich (but talentless) actor...but I can tell you this, LBD will definitely be smarter, sweeter, have a much better vocabulary and will beat anyone at Jeopardy hands down--this is my solemn promise.  
--Mom


2 comments:

grandmere said...

Hi Levi
Dont fret you are definetly the greatest/cutest and sweetest, and if your Mom has anything to do with it,you will be the King of Jeopardy!!!.Most of all you have the greatest Mom and Dad!!! who picked out a name for a champion
Love Grandmere

Mama said...

LBD came first. BLM (did you really say that cousin? just peed a little) is relegated to the loser ranks of Maxes Aguilera and Lopez. Biters. Glad to see the guest editor in action.